24 Hours in Baltimore...
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And it isn't even crab season.
Admittedly, in my zeal to make the most of our one day in Baltimore, I may have gone a little overboard. It's quite possible that I consumed more fried seafood on this one trip than I did in the previous six months. And it's also quite possilble that I won't be able to touch fried seafood for another six months. But yeah, it was totally worth it.
What I learned is that Marylanders don't get cute with their crabcakes. Sure, everywhere else you'll see them breaded, seasoned, sauced and otherwise dressed up every which way possible. But if I had to go with one word to describe the Baltimore crabcakes I tried, it'd be minimal. Fricking huge, but minimal. And to be clear, this was entirely welcome. After all, when you have fantastic ingredients, dressing them up too much just complicates things. As such, this much wasn't a surprise. But there were three things about them that did catch me off-guard. First off, "lump crabcake", intentionally or not, apparently refers both to the nature of the crab and the shape of the cake. No patties here. Just giant, baseball-sized lumps. Secondly, there was very little if any breading. But the biggest surprise for me was that they were predominately deep-fried. For some reason, I had it in my head that pan-fried was the most traditional, and that deep-fried was the foreign bastardized version. Turns out that not only is this not the case, but that the deep-frying totally makes sense.
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So when lunchtime rolled around Monday afternoon, I felt that I had to give traditional Baltimore seafood another shot. A bit of research turned up Faidley's, which hit on three counts. It was within walking distance of the hotel, it had been frequently named the best crabcake in Baltimore by some reliable sources, and as an added bonus it was part of the "World Famous Lexington Market", a charming and impressive indoor farmer's market. On top of which, it sounded like a real hole-in-the-wall authentic spot, which is exactly what I was craving. I wasn't the least bit disappointed. Faidley's is a simple, no-nonsense kind of place. I tried to sweet talk the woman taking orders, but she seemed mostly confused. Of course, I knew the crabcakes were a signature dish, but I was hoping for a little more intel. When I asked her what I should have, her response was, "I don't know, what do you want?" So I took another tack and when I asked what her favorite was, she responded, "Well, I like fish." Being a seafood stand attached to a fish market, I believe this knocked a whole two potential choices off the menu. So I asked for a crabcake. She then pointed to two different cakes sitting on a prep table behind her, saying "That one's the second best crabcake, and that one's the best. Which you want?" Of course, there's only one correct answer to that question. So I ordered myself one "best" crabcake, a plate of fried clam strips (an old favorite I hadn't had in a long time), and I opted to try one random, interesting sounding choice. I had no idea what a coddie was, but I figured it would probably be tasty.
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After plowing through the coddie, I moved on to the famous crabcake. It was a vast improvement over my Phillips experience the night before. Baltimore crabcakes, it seems, keep the focus on the CRAB, and this is a beautiful thing. I'm still not sure what goes into them, but whatever it is exists solely to bind the crabmeat together, give it a little fried brown goodness on the outside, and season it just barely enough to bring out the crab flavor. The beauty of this crabcake was, to me, in its vaguely chaotic nature. It wasn't uniformly mixed, carefully breaded and perfectly shaped. It was mixed just enough to bind it, formed into a rough hunk, and dropped into the fryolator. The result had lumps, but it had character. I've had some tasty crabcakes, but this one was purity of form. It was almost enough to make me skip the sauce. This, for a condiment whore such as myself, is one of the highest possible compliments.
The fried clams, while great, were probably pushing it. Man can only take so much fried seafood in one sitting (or standing, as the case may be). But that was only yesterday afternoon, and I'm ready for more. And there's even room for improvement. Apparently, when the famous blue crabs are out of season, most of the crab you get in Baltimore is brought in from Mexico. And while it's tasty, I understand it isn't the same. I look forward to hitting crab season next time around, and getting these fellows as they're meant to be.
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