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April 14, 2006

P'EatZZa™

I have a very, very high tolerance for fast food of dubious quality. And I haven't tasted it, so for all I know it's fantastic. But I'm more than a little disturbed by the most recent offering from the brain trust over at 7-Eleven. P'EatZZa™, "a marriage made in 7-Eleven heaven", is essentially a deli sandwich with pizza in lieu of bread. Currently, there is a turkey and pepperoni version with parmesan ranch spread and a ham and salami version with banana peppers and vinaigrette. A third Greek-style salad version is forthcoming.

Now, I know it'll kill you, but you're only allowed to select ONE... which aspect of the P'EatZZa™ is most disturbing?

A) The composition of the sandwich.
B) The fact that the name more closely resembles a strong password.
C) The fact that it's evidently supposed to be pronounced as a three-syllable word (puh-eat-zuh)
D) That fact that it'll most likely be a wild success.

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